Thursday, June 25, 2009

RIP Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett

It was only a few months ago that I was teaching the kids from Haley's Quince the "Thriller Dance" and educating them that it was NOT the "13 going on 30" dance. Explaining the greatness of "old Michael" and the Jackson 5....and now he is passed. Wow!!!

This is the Michael I loved


She's a little "before my time" but I still remember those Charlie's Angels reruns. I feel sorry for the kids that only know the Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore version. I'm gonna go find her documentary "Farrah's Story" since I've been putting it off. I hear it's inspiring....


May you both Rest in Peace!!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

I Love my Daddy!!

So I've been a little blue....Sunday was hard. I feel like I cheat my Rock from his day because I am sad that my fabulous Daddy is no longer here. The man I married is wonderful because he understands why I tear up seeing other kids playing with their grandpa's. He knows I hurt because my poor babies don't have that. Oh how he would have loved them!
I know, without a doubt, my Dad is looking down on us and laughing his butt off! You were right that I have kids of my own...I understand! :o}
I love you and miss you terribly each day! I hope you had a great Father's Day!
My Mom and Dad on their last Colorado vacation together
July 1998

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Cast of New Moon confirmed to appear at Comic Con...also confirmed...I won't be there!

So The Con is coming back to town! Whoop whoop!! 'cept for I didn't buy my tickets when HZizzle suggested because of this....

That's lands on the weekend of my 10 year wedding anniversary. Of course now that the New Moon Cast has been confirmed to be in attendance I don't have tickets and it's sold out. Not to mention that it turns out due to an obligation My Rock has we won't be taking our anniversary trip that weekend after all. Go figure.

So I've decided to take to the streets! That's right I'm going to be a Fangirl stalker extraordinaire! I will be chillaxin' in downtown Daygo searching for my favorite cast members from New Moon. Cause you can't honestly tell me these fools aren't gonna be seeing the sights...going to dinner, smoking on the sidewalk. You know! Not to mention the Borders event that is supposed to be going on...what if a member of the cast does a surprise visit? *GASP* I HAVE to be there!!! I will be there....whose with me?


Hello? Have I lost it? I can promise you one thing...unlike this chick....(Thanks Lauren who thanked NewMoonMovie for the pic)

I will have my hair did. Cause I don't want to be known and blogged about on Lauren's Bite as the chick with bad hair...I want to be known and blogged about as "Awesome Alice"! :}

Yeah I've lost it! here are my promises to you...

1. I will NOT jump on any cast member and get "taken out" by their security.

2. I will NOT call out to any cast member by their Twilight name.

3. I will NOT cry, pee my pants or throw up if I get lucky enough to meet someone from the cast.

4. I WILL get my roots done.

5. I WILL blog about any experience no matter how boring it may be.

Scouts honor!

P.S. To my new friend OCD...I can't comment you! For some reason your comment box hates me! So I just wanted to say HELLO new friend!

Thursday, June 11, 2009


When I wake up in the middle of the night I look in the corner of my room for Edward Cullen
Seriously. No joke. I use my cell phone as a flashlight to check almost e'ry night.

I spent a good 10 minutes yesterday trying to get a crack picture for my blog
some lady at the kindergarden graduation had half her butt crack hanging out.
Fur realz it was nasty. Me and my sister looked at each other and said
"Crack is Whack"!

My new favorite song kinda sucks

and it’s full of not nice words…I mean it says the F word more than I do and that’s A LOT! But the radio version is okay. There's one line in the song that really reminds me of my Rock so that's what got me hooked.

I was ashamed to use that comparison in #3

I don’t want everyone to know I have the mouth of a sailor! I've been working on it and getting better. It's when I'm irriated that I can't control it. So pretty often!

I like to pop pimples
And not only my own. GROSS!! It's sick. I know this. It grosses me out....I still do it.

These things seriously kept me up last night....One thought led to another and I couldn't sleep until well past midnight. I think I checked for Edward 3 times. Poor me!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

He's Baaaaccckkk!!

No clever, witty post today.

Just the facts.

He's back.....

and he's as handsome as eva!

He welcomed me back with open arms.
Go 'head and take a guess....which suspect is the guilty one? Or was it me and my carelessness?

Thursday, June 4, 2009

I am ashamed....

My head is hanging in shame. I can't even look in the mirror at myself. I can't even type it....let alone say it out loud. My stomach hurts just thinking about it.
I. lost. him.

I still can't believe it. My heart hurts. Look how happy we were just a few weeks ago!

Paramore/No Doubt concert shenanigans

Oh the memories......He hung out with me at work

He opens my car door for me

Such a gentleman!

He even drove me home

It was after my accident...I still had the rental and he was worried

He pours me wine

tryin' to get me liquored up!

Went on a road trip to Beverly HillsHis favorite part of town

Went shopping

He was singing "you can have whatever you liiiikeeeee"

Honestly though...I refuse to believe I would be so careless as to LOSE him!! I mean yeah I've lost each of my kids at seperate times in their lives...but this is my Eddie for goodness sakes! I'm really thinking this is a C-O-N spiracy! In fact, I've compiled a list of suspects.
Suspecto #1 - My RockI mean look at him in MY apron! Yes I made him wear it...then blogged about why wouldn't he want the perfect payback right? Then we all remember the incident we don't speak of...the roll of flying paper towels when Eddie was Chillaxin' in my bamboo plant?

'Nuff said!

Suspecto #2 - The twisted Sister (on the far right)Look at her all non smiling in this picture with her "comadres". I mean I know it was midnight on a workday and we were 2 hours from home at a hospital in Newport Beach...but it was a photo op!! Ya'll 'member her butter drawer hide n seek game right?

As if it bothered him...I mean he can't get any cooler than he is! (pun intended)

Suspecto #3 - "B" The Mini meI mean c'mon! everything about this picture is suspicious! Don't let her innocent face fool ya! I know her mama!!'s come to my attention the shenanigans below were actually HER doing! Ya think you know someone.....
How'd I know? Cause across from you is my empty chair with my purse on it...I sat across from you all many times I gotta tell ya kid? I'm the smartest in the familia! (seriously if you ask anyone in the family they'll even get that question wrong)

So be on notice....I am on to you! I will find him and when I do.....revenge will be mine!!!!!!!!!!!!

(que scary music)

Tuesday, June 2, 2009


Next month is my 10 year wedding anniversary! WOWSER!!!! How are we going to celebrate? I have NO IDEA!!!
Party? Romantic weekend alone? Give me some ideas...but please keep in mind that we have THREE expensive kids so we are on a BUDGET!
I need to get out the wedding album so you can see how young we look...babies really.

Monday, June 1, 2009

New Moon Official Trailer

In case you have been living under a rock for the last 24 is the New Moon Trailer. I am sooooo excited....notice the new countdown clock?

Who's going with me to the Midnight showing?