Hump Day Happies...New Job

I got the job!!!  I'm so excited, happy, nervous....relieved!!  

I'll be doing the same type of work I do now at a new company.  It's a little closer to my house, benefits are SWEET, and I'll be making more moola!  

GOD IS GOOD!  

This morning I went in for my pre-employment physical and drug screen.  I called late yesterday to schedule it and took the first available appointment.  I was NOT prepared.  I didn't shave my legs, my toes looked like crap....am i the only one that gets done up for doctors appointments?  the doc didn't notice.  he was in and out in no time.  

As for me....I had to sit there another 20 minutes because for the life of me I could NOT pee!!  I drank 2 1/2 bottles of water.  That's 1250ml of H20.  All they needed was 50ml and I couldn't do it.  FINALLY I went and squeezed out just enough...barely.   

I was so embarrassed.  I just can't pee on demand.  I'm weird like that.  

HAPPY HUMP DAY YA'LL!!! 

ADIOS!!